I was on friendster a while ago and saw someone posting this article out on what a girl's tryin` to imply when she actually acts a certain way..It was rather dumb..So I decided to change it to the "Ah Lien" way...after this..You can cut and paste, then give me your version..Its pretty hillarious!Oh well..At least for me..ha ha!!Here it goes..:
WHEN i RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- FOLLOW ME
AhLien:Forrow, forrow..forrow ha mi?" Em bat sii koey ah?(Never die before ah?)
WHEN i POUT MY LiPS
- KiSS ME
AhLien:Lu gong ah?(Are you stupid)? Wa eh chui seh ulcer la..ko chimm...tia leh!(I have an ulcer in my mouth..why are you still kissing? It hurts!)
WHEN i KiCK
- HUG ME TiGHT
AhLien:Si Lang Bin..Lam ka ah ne ann..Ee eh gu beh lat, si pek pah.. (Idiot!Hugging me so tight..he's freaking strong!)
WHEN i CALL YOU CRAZY
- iM CRAZY ABOUT YOU
AhLien:Lu kau giak gong eh...lang kong lu siaw..lu chia chia siong kong lu siao..kua la..balu gip siao lang keng liaw...wa pun mai lu la!( Are you stupid? I called you crazy, and you think you're really crazy..look..now you're in a mental institute..I don't even want you no more!)
WHEN i AM SiLENT
- iM THiNKiNG OF HOW TO SAY i LOVE
YOU
AhLien:Lang tiam tiam siaw an chua kong wa ai lu leh...lang tiam..lu ka lang peh peh tiam...eh kau ah lu?!(I'm trying to figure out how to say I love you. I was silent and so were you..You dumb or something?)
WHEN i iGNORE YOU
- i WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTiON
AhLien:Si Lau chek..bo chai lu, lu chao ki..kau giak beh ki lo!(Uncle, I ignored you and you ran away...)
WHEN i PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAiST & TELL ME
YOU'LL
NEVER LET ME GO
AhLien:Mai kuchii wa la, gatai ka boey sii (Don't tickle me...it tickles!)
WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME iM BEAUTiFUL
AhLien:Hu wah!Wa boey paa lu man..aa neh eh si kan lu kong wa sui..wa tak tak jit bo sui meh? Tan che eh lu to tiok! (I'm gonna slap you..call me beautiful at this time..you mean I dont look beautiful everyday?You're gonna get it later!)
WHEN i SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
AhLien:Wa jiang lu beh hiaw kong lu 'lap' wa ah? Bo akai eh, wa jiang lu paa wa!(When I scream, can't you tell me you love me?Brainless idiot!I screamed and you slap the crap outta me!)
WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKiNG
- SNEAK UP BEHiND ME, & REST UR
HEAD ON
MY SHOULDER
AhLien:Haa sii wa!Ho chai sii lu, abo wa to boey tat lu eh bola liao lo!(You scared me!Luckily its you,if not I'll be kicking your balls!)
iF I DONT CALL YOU
- iM WAiTiNG BY THE PHONE FOR
YOUR CALL
AhLien:Wa bo corr lu, lu pun beh hiaw corr wa...Lu cho hami ta po? (I don't call you, you don't even know how to call me..are you a man??)
WHEN iM SCARED
- HOLD ME BY THE WAiST
AhLien:Wa ti kia ka boey sii, lu lai gim gim gim...ko tong tong tong...ka eh hiaw nia!Lepot lu ka eh chai!
(I'm already so scared and you come out to me and hold hold hold, then touch touch touch...Such a pervert!I'll report you!)
WHEN i LOOK LiKE SOMETHiNGS THAT
MATTER
- KiSS ME & TELL ME EVERYTHiNG WiLL BE ALRiGHT
AhLien:Aiyo!Lu kong ka liaw ok? Lu settle la! (Sigh, you said everything's ok..why don't you settle it!)
WHiLE i HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WiTH MY FiNGERS
AhLien:Lo bo ming kia chii to liaw si bo? Chii to chiew...la sam ka boey si!(Don't you have anything else to play with other than fingers? So dirty!)
iF YOU REPOST THiS iN 2 MiNUTES
SAYiNG "Girl
Language" THEN SOMETHiNG GOOD
WiLL
HAPPEN TO YOU, BUT iF YOU DONT
YOUR
ONE
TRUE LOVE WiLL BREAK YOUR HEART
*Chii leh ming kia kau gong liaw! Post la post ki, wa eh entau ba pun boey kau eh!Cheh!*
(This thing is stupid..after posting for so many times, my price charming's not even here yet!Ish!)